Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift.

I liked her music in high school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then when I was in college, she started putting out this music that was totally pop but ran on the country stations, and Taylor was like, weirdly okay with that.

Like, if she would destroy the industry singlehandedly, reviewers would be like, "Why didn't you just call yourself a pop star?" And she'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the 2014 CMAs, which was an all-country music party, they were like, "Taylor, we can't nominate you for much, because we think you're a pop singer." I mean, they couldn't have a pop singer at their party. There were gonna be girls there in their cowboy boots. I mean, right? She was a POP SINGER.

So then her mom called Miranda Lambert's mom and started yelling at her, it was so ridiculous. And then she dropped out of country music because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for pop music, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

(inspired by Mean Girls and someone asking me about my Taylor hate).

Hey NFL, do I matter?

Pete Rose: lifetime ineligibility for betting on baseball
Luis Suarez: four-month ban for biting someone at the World Cup
Michael Vick: 21 months in prison for running a dogfighting ring
Chad Johnson: released by the Miami Dolphins for headbutting wife; on probation for a year
Ray Rice: TWO-GAME ban for slugging his fiancee twice in an elevator and then dragging her out


I don't care how long Rose and Vick had been running their illegal side game, or how many times Suarez bit other players. Shouldn't domestic abuse mean more than just a slap on the wrist for this guy?!

Do women not matter as much to the NFL? Rice knocked this woman out.  There's a video.

In the Barclays Premier League, you get eight-game bans for being racist.

In the NFL, you get a two-game ban for punching your fiancee out.


Thank goodness for the new rule: 

 Penalties against players will now be a six-game suspension for a first offense and a banishment of at least one year for a second offense — under league policy, the players don't have to be convicted of a crime to be punished.

Let's get this guy retroactively. What do you say, Roger Goodell?