Mmm, spoilers. I saw Harry Potter last night, decked out in my best impersonation of a Slytherin student, and it was pretty damn good. There were only a few things that were left out, and also were a few things added in that made me question the future of humanity. Just kidding. But it was weird.
A quick rundown:
Nagini is terrifying.
Harry has some hideous sweaters.
Hermione is bad at haircuts.
The Horcrux turns people into the same level of bitch as the One Ring.
It is possible to stand on train tracks and stop the Hogwarts Express.
Hedwig is ferocious.
Following balls of light around, whether they be in your chest or hovering over a frozen lake with a sword in it, is a great idea.
Werewolves love perfume.
Magic is might. Also, England prevails and Big Brother is watching you. STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY, UNITY THROUGH FAITH.
I'm a God-fearing Englishman and I'm goddamned proud.
ReplyDeleteI love your HP 7.1 in 2 minutes or less rendition here...and that you're a Slytherin.