So apparently Lauren Alaina sang my favorite song tonight on American Idol. Yes, I know, I'm a diehard Miranda Lambert fan...but Carrie Underwood's "Flat on the Floor" is definitely my favorite song (or top three...they change). And though I admit I am happy to see such a great song get credit, I'm a little depressed.
I have dreamed of being the first to sing that song on Idol for a long time. And unless someone else has done it on the big stage, Lauren just stole that from me. Just like what's her face, who used to date Brad Paisley, stole my dream of being the first major lesbian country singer. And I know I'll probably never be on Idol, even if I try out, because I'm not good enough to compete with some of those people. And I'll probably never be a famous singer. But damn. I would love to have done that song. Lying down, of course. How the hell do you sing a song called "Flat on the Floor" standing up?!
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